Sun 20 Jul 2008
World Confusion: The World Destruction Thumbnail Theatre
Episode 2: Can of Bluffing +3
3 o’ Clock! Time for random philosophy! Two kinds of worlds. Worlds where the laws of biology make sense, and worlds where apparently people drink sand.
Shut up and stop pretending you’re a badass, fuzzy.
They just don’t respect my awesome.
Sand, sand, everywhere and not a drop to drink.
You be quiet too, I’m asking the Magic Eight Ball where we should go next.
Huh. It’s mopey today.
Hey magic eight ball! Will you open this can for me? I promise to share!
SAND-WHALE, NOW AVAILABLE IN CANS!
Dammit, Kirie, stop trying to get the world destruction macguffin to do stupid things!
BUT I’M BOOOOOORED! And HUNGRY!
GODS my life sucks… and that thing coming from the sand probably isn’t going to make it better.
Thing from the sand? Food?
Unless you only consider Subs to be delicious sandwiches, no.
WRONG KIND OF SUB.
WALRUSES, PREPARE TO TAKE BACK TEH BUKKIT! …I mean, TAKE OUT THE WORLD DESTRUCTION COMMITTEE! FIRE THE SANDPEDOS!
Whut? And who am I? Maybe we’ll find out after the title card.